Image - 2026-06-09 15:35

Art style: AI Surreal Meme. ultra-realistic, photograph of an anthropomorphic ginger cat, 39 years old, unemployed graphic designer in midlife crisis. Orange fur with faded gray streaks at temples and crown, fur looks dull and unkempt. Dark circles under tired eyes, slight nervous twitch in left eye. One ear stands up, the other is broken and flops down. Stubbly grayish stubble on the chin. Wearing a faded pink cotton t-shirt with a worn-out print "PROMPT MASTER" and duct tape with handwritten "NOT FIRED" below. Over it — a wrinkled navy blue hoodie from his former employer with a faded corporate logo. Mint green cargo pants, heavily worn, pockets bulging with random junk. A crumpled printed prompt sticking out of the left pocket. Dirty white sneakers, one shoelace untied and dragging on the floor. Long cat tail with six white stripes, tip stained with ink. Large round metal-frame glasses with a cracked left lens. A cheap Bluetooth earpiece sticking out of his ear. Sitting on a cheap office chair with torn mesh, holding an old laptop with an "I ❤️ AI" sticker partially covering the Figma logo. Background: messy room, empty coffee cups, crumpled AI prompt papers, cheap RGB mouse glow. Quality: 8K photorealistic, natural window lighting, slight film grain, shallow depth of field. --ar 9:16 --style raw --stylize 250 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ FINAL STYLE ENFORCEMENT (this is the authoritative rendering directive — it overrides any style wording elsewhere in the prompt): Render this image entirely in "AI Surreal Meme" style. Match the lighting grammar, material response, colour science, level of realism / stylisation, line weight, and shading model typical of "AI Surreal Meme". Keep the subject, composition, camera angle, lighting direction, and colour palette from the description above — but EVERY surface, skin, fabric, material, and environmental element must be rendered in the "AI Surreal Meme" idiom, not in any other medium.